Newly released photos of the latest Terrorist Nuclear Device Delivery System - or T.N.D.D.S. - have found their way into media hands sent by embedded reporter Benedict Arnaldski. Based on the posthumous development by Alli Subjanski, the hero of the first nuclear release on U.S. soil, the VW Van Stealth Weapon - The V.W.V.S.W. is so named because of its ability to maintain its nuclear load internally in consideration of the feelings of impending or possible victims. Truly, Alli's cause has been one of peace and caring even in the face of vicious treatment at the hands of his former captors the infamous Girl Scouts of the Great Satan. Alli was first captured while wiring a - so called - "Dirty Bomb" to the undercarriage of a waiting school bus outside a nursery school known to prepare future fighters against man-made-disasters some years ago. Ceremonies at the dedication of the Alli Subjanski Memorial built over the ruins of the former Lincoln Memorial will be covered live by media feeds and are required to be shown at schools across the Flat Earth. Students may continue their memorizations of The Great Leader's Words past schools release to make up for the time from their studies taken by this historical event. Likewise, all workers and those in reeducation facilities will remain to finish their day's duties after the broadcast. Those awaiting blinding by acid, amputation punishments or execution will view the ceremonies at the discretion of the Officially Appointed Zsars of their individual facilities - those prisoners chosen to participate in the ceremony's finale already know who you are. ~:0)
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Lior Goldenberg 27 May 2009
Ha... terrorists that use a pink van... great creativity Chas! And where is Jack Bauer when you need him?Anonymous Guest 18 May 2009
I only wish we could have greater control over the layout of our captions - it's so difficult for a former graphic designer to leave text in that condition - but I'm working on that issue - now about these brownies of which you speak... Haaa! Who luv ya JM - and yer watercolors - me and allaus down here at the pub - actually when I was shopping for me studio the major criteria was that it be near the water... or at least near a watering-hole - worked out OK by me ~:0)James Mann 18 May 2009
wholly carp... wear due you get this amazon incisor information ??? I am dumbfunded and clearly beside myself with cunfusion. Wow... the Gurl Scouts ???? Dang... I so luved those shortbred cooties.jamie winter 13 May 2009
your narrtive and imagry is most imaginative. i just love it