Oh, the humiliation of being dragged out in handcuffs. Sure, it's tempered by the secret inner thrill of being restrained, probably a Freudian residue of childhood, nevertheless, no one likes to hear their name on the evening news accompanied by words like "suspect", "alleged", or "accused"... Fortunately, the TV station in DreamLand is a low-power UHF pirate rig with a very eccentric broadcasting schedule.
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