Which need is greater: food or attention?

Added: 08 Apr 2011

Putting one's foot in one's mouth

Added: 06 Apr 2011

Only a Crime if you Get Caught

Added: 04 Apr 2011

Has the flight been cancelled yet?

Added: 31 Mar 2011

An answer to someone else's prayer

Added: 29 Mar 2011

Where's the hidden camera when you really need it

Added: 23 Mar 2011

Enough knowledge to make you obnoxious

Added: 22 Mar 2011

The Damage is already done.

Added: 21 Mar 2011

Cash flow - but it's going the wrong way

Added: 18 Mar 2011

Why people stand in lines

Added: 17 Mar 2011

How many times have you said it?

Added: 16 Mar 2011

Nothing to do

Added: 15 Mar 2011

If I had been causing trouble, I'd have been fine

Added: 11 Mar 2011

Even extreme surgery can't cure the ugly

Added: 10 Mar 2011

Why can't I be lucky at cards instead?

Added: 08 Mar 2011

Price of physical health

Added: 07 Mar 2011

Every movie is a sequel or remake! Grrrrrr.

Added: 04 Mar 2011

Ya gotta love old people

Added: 03 Mar 2011

Don't want to risk liking them.

Added: 02 Mar 2011

Same situation, two completely different views

Added: 24 Feb 2011

Some things money can't buy

Added: 22 Feb 2011

Why don't they realize I'm wonderful and hire me?

Added: 21 Feb 2011

You could do worse; oh wait, you are

Added: 16 Feb 2011

In 40 years, these'll be the good old days?

Added: 15 Feb 2011

Finally get what you want

Added: 14 Feb 2011

Any idiot can get a license

Added: 12 Feb 2011

The secret lab

Added: 04 Feb 2011

Can't always be wrong

Added: 12 Jan 2011

Catch Z's not worms

Added: 01 Jan 2011

Jump Thru the Hoop

Added: 01 Jan 2011

Don't want to risk liking it

Added: 10 Dec 2010

Count Your Blessings

Added: 04 Dec 2010

Go back to being selfish after Christmas

Added: 01 Dec 2010

Time flies?

Added: 16 Nov 2010

Work interferes with TV Watching

Added: 13 Nov 2010

Learning vs. Education

Added: 04 Nov 2010

Overpriced Medicine

Added: 02 Nov 2010

Further Ahead Not Exercising

Added: 28 Oct 2010

Deserve our Taxes

Added: 26 Oct 2010

Poor Sheep

Added: 19 Oct 2010

As brutal as the Dark Ages

Added: 18 Oct 2010

Number of Experts

Added: 16 Oct 2010

No blue ribbon for looking at the big picture

Added: 14 Oct 2010

Anti-social rights

Added: 09 Jul 2010

Bound to Happen

Added: 07 Jul 2010

Worship Cars

Added: 06 Jul 2010

Rich Thru Inheritance

Added: 05 Jul 2010

Nepotism

Added: 01 Jul 2010

What do my clothes have to do with my ability?

Added: 21 Jun 2010

World wants me to fail

Added: 15 Jun 2010