People were talking about Batgirl. Laa la la la. I was thinking about how, when I was little, I didn't watch Batman. And I knew there was a Batgirl. But I assumed she was just Batman's girlfriend, since Batman was clearly the star, and would certainly search for a mate of the same species. That was back when Batman was obviously half-bat. Obvious to me, anyway. Now I know that Batman is just a guy, but I still don't really get who Batgirl is, so subconsciously, I think, she's still just some girl Batman goes out with. Thus, this. And I don't care about the proportional impossibilities or the awkward position... I think this is how Batgirl chills. I really do.